May 2012
66 posts
rest of the world: why
japan: why the fuck not
Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
me: wow i finally understand math
moves on to next question
me: what the hell is this
Everyday
author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast